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Hi! I'm Meowestro

OnlyMeows Talent Agency · founding artist


Every snooze makes Meowestro louder.

He starts his concerts at 3 am. First a sweet meow, then opera, then the chainsaw. The only way to stop him is to get up and show him a bowl.

  • Known for: disturbing the peace in three octaves
  • Criminal record: 47 noise complaints, no remorse
  • Day job: the only cat in history who believes in having one
Try Meowestro's alarm

Half of every sale goes back to Meowestro, in tuna cans. Catnip drops by arrangement. Don't ask who Lenny is.

Try it now

Pretend it's 6:30 in the morning.

Turn your sound on and tap the button. Meowestro rings in 5 seconds. In the demo, a snooze lasts 5 seconds instead of 9 minutes.

6:30am

The snooze ladder

Three snoozes, three moods.

Level 1

The sweet meow

A soft hello. He's still being nice.

Level 2

The opera

After one snooze, he sings. Loudly. With vibrato.

Level 3

The chainsaw

Two snoozes is one too many. His patience is gone.

What's in the pack

An alarm with a cat inside.

The breakfast mission

Meowestro stops when you photograph a bowl. Your feet are on the floor by then.

The good-morning video

Stop the alarm and the cat's own morning clip plays. It's 10 seconds of real cat.

A real iPhone alarm

It rings through silent mode, like the Clock app. It runs on Apple's AlarmKit.

9 real meows

Every sound is the cat's own voice, cut from one phone recording.

Comes with every purchase

Every meow comes with paperwork.

Every alarm you buy comes with an Official Noise Complaint, signed by the hamsters. Frame it. Share it. Blame Meowestro.

File a noise complaint →

Survived his concert? Get it in writing. The free one is ready now. Buyers will get the official one.

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snooze levels

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meows in a pack

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way to stop him: get up

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of every tuna can goes to the cat