OnlyMeows.shop
Hi! I'm Meowestro

The internet's exclusive cat sound marketplace


The world's least professional talent agency.

We represent internet cats with famous screams. Every cat gets its own house, its own hoomans, and half of every tuna can.

  • Alarm meows
  • Ringtones soon
  • Sound packs soon
  • From real internet cats
Meet the talent Get your cat represented

Meowestro is our founding artist, and the only cat in history who believes in having a job. Tap him for an encore.

OnlyMeows Talent Agency

Meet our highly unqualified talent.

Zero training. Questionable manners. Extremely expensive opinions.

The crime that made me famous

Conducted a full opera at 3 am. The neighbors called it in.

Meowestro ✓

Founding cat · opera at 3 am

Known for: Disturbing the peace in three octaves.

Criminal record: 47 noise complaints. No remorse.

3 tuna cans
Visit his house →
The crime that made me famous

Stole a whole rotisserie chicken. Never caught. Never sorry.

Bao demo

Demo cat · stealth and chaos

Known for: Silent entrances. Loud exits.

Criminal record: 1 rotisserie chicken. Case still open.

5 tuna cans
House under construction. Hamsters on it.
The crime that made me famous

Slept through her own birthday. Snored the candles out.

Lady Snoresworth demo

Demo cat · naps and soft hellos

Known for: Aggravated loafing.

Criminal record: Missed her own party. Twice.

2 tuna cans
House under construction. Hamsters on it.

Comes with every purchase

Every meow comes with paperwork.

Buy a performance and you also get an Official Noise Complaint, signed by the hamsters. Frame it. Share it. Blame the cat.

Coming with the first sales

Meanwhile, at OnlyMeows

Exclusive content. Zero pants.

Wake up, hooman!

The alarm has paws.

New meows!

Fresh screams every week.

Creator cats!

Famous cats. Tiny contracts.

Tuna economy!

Half of every can goes to the talent.

For talent managers (you, the human)

Get your cat represented.

Built by the Hamster Colony.

14 hamsters. 3 wheels. No sleep. They built this whole website and they want you to know it.

Your cat already screams for free. Let it scream for tuna. You become its talent manager. The hamsters do the rest.

  1. Send us the meows

    Ten short clips of your cat being loud. Phone recordings are fine. The hamsters have heard worse.

  2. The hamsters build the house

    Your cat gets its own house: its screams, its crimes, its alarm. No other cats allowed inside.

  3. Put the link in your bio

    Your cat's hoomans go straight to its house. Half of every tuna can lands in your bowl, wherever the sale comes from.

Get your cat represented

Ready for this life-changing decision?

The hamsters are. They've been ready since Tuesday.

A human reads every audition. The hamsters read it first.